Story Hangover Thoughts: Times Ned Flanders Broke The Law

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  An open letter to: Ned Flanders,

 Even you, Mr. "Perfect Christian" have messed up several times in your crusade towards your faith. 




* The time when you and your wife were granted custody of the Simpson children after a series of misunderstandings involving Bart getting headlice and Lisa's shoes being stolen by bullies, got Homer and Marge in trouble with Child Services, you tried to baptize the three after Lisa revealed none of them had been. 

FUN FACT: Foster parents can't legally do that without consent from the birth parents.  So, you're probably going to lose your license. 



* You forced Springfield Elementary to teach Creationism in place of Evolution because you personally didn't agree with it, and almost got Lisa arrested for voicing her opinion, and as a substitute teacher, led the fourth graders in prayer. Church and State are separated, and as such, you legally cannot force a public school to obey religion. Besides, your two sons, Rod and Todd, don't even attend Springfield Elementary. It's of no concern to you.


*  You drive without insurance. You're required to have insurance before you can purchase a car.


* You apparently don't believe in inoculating your children. Even during COVID-19. (Self-explanatory). 


* You placed first in the Walk for the Cure of Homosexuality. Do you have any idea what you're supporting with the insane idea you can "cure" someone of being in love? Seriously, look up what those supposed "cures" actually are. 

 So I guess Mr. Perfect-Christian-Next-Door isn't so perfect after all.

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